Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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