The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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