About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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