i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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