Where did you get a picture of my penis
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Randomize
