I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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