so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
