The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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