If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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