Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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