I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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