We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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