I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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