Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Let's get the cat blown out
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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