Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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