Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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