I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
