Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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