I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was CRYING into my vagina
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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