i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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