I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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