OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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