She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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