I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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