i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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