what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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