I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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