Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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