Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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