Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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