Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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