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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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