Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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