Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You pole danced in your parka.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i think i just lost a toe
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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