How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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