whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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