so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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