Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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