So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I understand Curling. That high.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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