i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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