lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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