You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Come on in and take your pants off
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