What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
