there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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