My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
how do you play pong handcuffed?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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