i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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