She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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