I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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