But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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