at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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