dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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