Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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