My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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