so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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