party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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