i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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