so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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