I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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