Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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