Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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