Christians are straight up FREAKS
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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