Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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