too bad you live with your parents still
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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